[Excerpts From my Bible]

sweethumanity: kadendragon: cupajo: lilaira: aschetheartist: undead-sabrina: Primary weapon is a machete, secondary is a butcher’s knife. I think I’m good. ((Primary is my blanket and secondary is a fork. Come at me, zombies)) A big cup of sharpened pencils and a coffee cup. HAHA! Ketchup xD So I guess I can throw my min pin at them, and while they are distracted, beat them to death with my tablet? A pair of scissor and my decorative dagger… this will be interesting.  A can full of pencils, and a pokeball. Time to catch them all I ‘sppose

sweethumanity:

kadendragon:

cupajo:

lilaira:

aschetheartist:

undead-sabrina:

Primary weapon is a machete, secondary is a butcher’s knife. I think I’m good.

((Primary is my blanket and secondary is a fork. Come at me, zombies))

A big cup of sharpened pencils and a coffee cup.

HAHA! Ketchup xD

So I guess I can throw my min pin at them, and while they are distracted, beat them to death with my tablet?

A pair of scissor and my decorative dagger… this will be interesting. 

A can full of pencils, and a pokeball. Time to catch them all I ‘sppose

(Source: alcohol-is-sexyy, via sweethumanity-deactivated201203)

  1. alwayslaughforeverlove reblogged this from to-get-him
  2. to-get-him reblogged this from howthestrong-survive and added:
    A pillow and my phone .. got it
  3. howthestrong-survive reblogged this from onefancyassurl and added:
    a used band-aid and my cell phone. i’m fucked. but at least i can bandage a single, tiny wound when the fighting is...
  4. paranoip reblogged this from an0cas and added:
    cell phone and a dryer sheet. I’m safe.
  5. serendipiti0us reblogged this from an0cas and added:
    My sister and an armchair. Use my sister as bait?
  6. an0cas reblogged this from i-liveonce
  7. i-liveonce reblogged this from onefancyassurl and added:
    Tv Remote and a pack of Dunkaroo’s….. at least I can snack at the same time
  8. onefancyassurl reblogged this from runit0ut and added:
    Welp. I got a cup with some tea in it, and a pack of gum. Shit.
  9. incoherentsmile reblogged this from zenkaization and added:
    Phone and Exacto-knife. FUCKING AWESOME!!!
  10. angelotte reblogged this from tworoundsleft and added:
    I’ve got the right speaker & the left speaker. They Are connected by a cord, so this could get interesting I guess. Time...
  11. zenkaization reblogged this from lolz-itz-me and added:
    a mattress and my blanket… just awesome -Ichi
  12. tworoundsleft reblogged this from elitekatt and added:
    Everyone relax…….for me.. it would be Chopsticks on my right, Unplugged wireless router with power cord to my left……i...
  13. elitekatt reblogged this from tworoundsleft and added:
    Zelda Wii mote is my primary, Xbox 360 controller as my secondary….. hmm Challenge Accepted
  14. mehdaniel reblogged this from wond3r0us and added:
    small scissors and a glass cup .-.
  15. wond3r0us reblogged this from ji66saw and added:
    A box of tissues and a bottle of water to my right…a body pillow and cellphone is on my left….fabulous
  16. youreagoodgirl reblogged this from alcohol-is-sexyy and added:
    first is fridge, the second is stereos. nice, i guess :D
  17. alcohol-is-sexyy reblogged this from alcohol-is-sexyy
  18. geronimo-bluebox reblogged this from quinnandblaine and added:
    A Pillow Pet and a chair… at least I got a chair….
  19. gho57x90 reblogged this from kiwibutt and added:
    well, an iPod or...laptop is certainly NOT a good weapon, (unless your trying to hack...
  20. quinnandblaine reblogged this from luna-merediddy and added:
    A lighter & cell phone… I think that’s pretty good!
  21. xcamux reblogged this from wesley-window-price and added:
    Mainly just a pillow. Unless you count a tissue box. I am fucked. :D
  22. macowl reblogged this from obsessionidolisation and added:
    A cup of tea and an electronic drum kit. I guess I could fashion some armour from the drum kit and keep hydrated and...
  23. obsessionidolisation reblogged this from dontblamethemovies and added:
    A glass of water and some knitting needs. I think I’d rather it was the other way around, tbh.
  24. apollophoenix reblogged this from burneverycopy and added:
    A spoon & a mug. BRING IT ON CUNTS.
  25. a-l-i-15 reblogged this from burneverycopy and added:
    a book and a cup
  26. burneverycopy reblogged this from skeltonkeys and added:
    oh my god, Jon! hahaha. I have a knife and a blanket. :D
  27. skeltonkeys reblogged this from aubsticle and added:
    A 18” black dildo & a penis pump… Haha I’m fucked…..
  28. trundled reblogged this from go-away-rhys and added:
    best weapon EVER! She’d go...find somewhere safe to hide and you could (hopefully) join...
  29. thependulousfall reblogged this from tridecalogism and added:
    A box of Froot Loops and some Noise Putty. …I think at this point I’ll just lie down and let them take me.
  30. tridecalogism reblogged this from everythingoverload and added:
    A book and a hairdryer…. I’m so fucking screwed.
  31. sleepinginthesilence reblogged this from solluxs-boobs and added:
    A trombone case and my backpack. LETS DO THIS SHIT!
  32. go-away-rhys reblogged this from alcohol-is-sexyy and added:
    Haha, oh god. On my right is a box of tissues (clobber them over the head with it, maybe?) and to the left is my cat...
  33. sexdrugskittensandrazorblades reblogged this from this-girl-wears-a-fake-smile and added:
    hmm. I have a baseball bat and my tiny box full of razorblades, and pills.
  34. wesley-window-price reblogged this from pulpy0j and added:
    A book and glasses
  35. facetiousesquire reblogged this from hexm and added:
    Primary: Cell phone…. Secondary: Old shoes. I make sense. ._.”
  36. hexm reblogged this from kissthesunrays and added:
    Primary - Gobstoppers Secondary - Wacom tablet Fuck zombies. I’m spending my last hours drawin’ LIKE A BAUS.
  37. pulpy0j reblogged this from lerfitostacoemporium and added:
    A slap-on bacelet. Crap.
  38. lerfitostacoemporium reblogged this from cherstain and added:
    A pillow and a bottle of coca cola. ZOMBIES LOOOVE COCA COLA.
  39. thebrokenmusicbox reblogged this from dualstingers and added:
    A wooden Giraffe statue and a picture frame….. I’m gonna die.
  40. graceoverwhelming reblogged this from sarsiangel and added:
    a pencil and a chair. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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